School All Year? April 1, 2002
Newsflash!
Students around the nation woke this morning to the startling news that they may never have a vacation from school again. According to President Bush's "No Vacation Plan" (or NVP), students in the United States will attend school year-round without any time off. The news has left schoolgoers of all ages feeling bewildered and shocked. "I just don't understand how the President can do this to us," said 15-year-old Patrick O'Reilly of Nahant, Massachusetts. "It's bizarre."

President Bush announced details of the No Vacation Plan in a White House news conference last night. The presidential directive instructs the nation's schools to begin year-round schedules effective immediately, which means that no student will have summer vacation this year — or ever again. A council of educational experts and school committee chairs persuaded President Bush that the elimination of summer vacations is the only way to ensure that American youngsters reach acceptable levels of education by the time they reach graduation.

Demonstrations began outside the White House this morning when a group of concerned-looking elementary students used chalk to write messages of protest on sidewalks surrounding the building. The President is remaining defiant even in the face of such powerful opposition. He says he is considering extending the NVP, forcing students to attend school on Saturdays as well, at least "until we can beat the Japanese in algebra."

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If you believed this story, you're not the first person to get tripped up on April Fools' Day. People have been playing practical jokes on each other during the first day of April for hundreds of years.

It all began with fish. Back in 16th-century France, people celebrated the New Year from late March to early April, coinciding with the vernal equinox. When Pope Gregory XIII implemented the Gregorian calendar in 1582, the New Year's celebration was switched to January 1.

Some people continued celebrating the New Year on April 1; either they hadn't heard about the new date, or they just refused to honor it. These people became known as April fools. Their fellow citizens would tease them by yelling "poisson d'Avril!" which means "April fish." This phrase was appropriate considering that at that time of year, the Sun was in the zodiac sign of Pisces, the fish. The habit of teasing and playing pranks on April 1 caught on, and it eventually spread to England and the United States.

Others tell it differently though, saying that April Fools' Day evolved from the festival of Cerelia, an ancient Roman feast that celebrated the myth of Proserpina. According to this legend, the Roman god Pluto kidnapped Proserpina while she was picking flowers. Her mother, Ceres, began searching for her, but because her mission was doomed, her search became known as the "fool's errand." Sending people on a "fool's errand" is a popular April Fools' Day trick.

  • Write your own myth describing how April Fools' Day began.
  • Has anyone ever played an April Fools joke on you? Was it a good prank or a mean-spirited one?
  • Read about some good-natured tricks that families and little kids can play on April Fools' Day.

Was That a Joke?
Pranks succeed because the trickster causes his victims to believe — temporarily — in an alternate reality. Sometimes a "trick" is unintentional. For example, in 1938, a filmmaker named Orson Welles created a false reality for many people across the nation. He did so by staging a radio production of H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds, a book about a Martian invasion of Earth. The adaptation was read as a news bulletin and caused widespread panic across the country when listeners tuned into the station after it was announced that the broadcast was a staged event.

Listen to the War of the Worlds original broadcast. (You'll need the RealPlayer plug-in.)

Foolish Traditions
Many traditions are associated with April Fools' Day. In keeping with the French meaning, a French child might tape a paper fish to a friend's back. When the victim discovers the fish, the prankster yells "Poisson d'Avril!" Children may be rewarded for tricks with gifts of fish-shaped chocolate.

In Scotland, the favorite April Fools joke is to send someone on a cuckoo or "gowk" hunt. In fact, the day is known as April Gowk Day.

Gotcha: Classic Fools
Whichever story you prefer about the origins of April Fools' Day, the laws of pranks are the same: pranks should be harmless and fun. When you yell "April Fool!" everyone should be able to smile — especially the person you played the joke on. Jokes range from the innocent and silly (like pointing to friends' shoes and telling them that their shoelaces are untied) to grander schemes (which we're going to talk about in a minute). What kind of joke you play depends who you're playing the joke on.

Probably the most impressive jokes of all are the ones that are played on the general public. In 1996, fast-food company Taco Bell tricked thousands of people with their full-page ad in The New York Times. The ad explained that the company had purchased the famous Liberty Bell:

Taco Bell Buys The Liberty Bell
In an effort to help the national debt, Taco Bell is pleased to announce that we have agreed to purchase the Liberty Bell, one of our country's most historic treasures. It will now be called the "Taco Liberty Bell" and will still be accessible to the American public for viewing. While some may find this controversial, we hope our move will prompt other corporations to take similar action to do their part to reduce the country's debt.

This piece of "news" caused a big public outcry. The prank worked because it was plausible. Taco Bell and the Liberty Bell seemed like a good fit, even if it was weird for a corporation to be allowed to buy a national artifact. Also, America's corporate culture is growing — if the Sugar Bowl can become the Nokia Sugar Bowl, then is it such a great leap to imagine that national monuments could be named for corporations? So went the argument of those who fell for the ad — and there were thousands of them. It all added up to a great publicity stunt for Taco Bell. As a result of all the coverage on national TV networks, radio, and newspapers, Taco Bell restaurants sold $0.5 million more food that day and $0.6 million more the next day than typically expected.

  • Read more about the publicity the Taco Bell ad generated in this account from the PR company that dreamed up the ad, Paine PR. You can also watch a video clip which shows some of the TV coverage the ad got.
  • Invent your own public prank and write a convincing news story about it.

Believing that the Liberty Bell has been bought by a fast-food company is one thing. But would you be fooled if you heard an astronomer on the radio saying that you would be temporarily weightless? That's what happened in Britain in 1967. Renowned astronomer Patrick Moore talked on national radio about a rare planetary alignment which would cause Earth's gravity to temporarily lessen. Picture it: you're sleeping in your bed, and everything in your room — including you — suddenly starts floating, only to crash down to Earth when gravity gets back online. Hundreds of people believed this far-fetched story, and worse yet, they phoned the radio station afterwards claiming to have experienced the weightless sensation.

e-Pranks
The Internet offers a new medium for playing jokes on a large audience. The fun isn't saved for April Fools' Day, though: pranks arrive in people's mailboxes all the time. Sometimes, the pranks are quite cynical.

This April Fools' Day saw the return of an old hoax about tax on e-mail. Read more in this article from CNN.com.

In this article, CNN ranks the ten worst Internet hoaxes.

More Links
Searching for something on the Web? Try Google's special search engine, Mentalplex. It works mostly using your mind power. Consult Google's Mentalplex FAQ if you have doubts.

Read some great quotes about fools.

Read about misconceptions about planetary alignment from the Bad Astronomy Web site.

Credit
Thanks to the Museum of Hoaxes for information about some of the pranks in this story.

Last year, Moore followed up by taking part in another excellent hoax. This time he helped convince members of the public that the sky was "becoming less blue." A British national newspaper called The Mail on Sunday published an article stating that the sky's "coefficient of blueness" was decreasing. The article included a "Skyometer" for people to cut out and use to measure the blueness of the sky in their area.

  • Is it reasonable to believe that the sky is becoming "less blue"? What factors do you think might cause the color of the sky to vary?

Scientific jokes like these are popular. Some science periodicals bury an April Fools story amid their regular articles — Discover magazine, for example, did this from 1994 to 1998. The magazine's 1997 April Fools' Day story focused on a 50,000-year-old tuba made from a mastodon tusk; the year before, they wrote an article about amazing ice-drilling creatures living in Antarctica.

Related Activities
Writer's Resource Library
This free dictionary and lexicon will help you as you work on your own prank stories.
Spring has Sprung!
To learn more about spring holidays, read this recent article from the Current.
Not Just Another Day
Read how the modern calendar evolved in this archive article.
The Worldwide Rumor Web
For teachers: Investigate the math of Internet hoaxes with your students with this Riverdeep archive article.